The MetaFilter server is down. 17,135 users are going twitchy from withdrawal. (A broken man somewhere in Lisbon stares blankly at his monitor.) The monkeyhouse is getting more traffic than it has in months. (Sure, now you come and hang out with us. Slumming, eh?)

Mathowie (I'd link to his site, but it's fux0red too) blames it on a broken processor fan, but don't you think I buy that for a second. Here's Mr. Crash Davis's take on the real reason why.

ADDENDUM: It's baaaaaack!