I just ordered Chinese delivery. I got Roast Pork with Fresh Mushrooms.

Oddly enough, the menu featured "Roast Pork With Mushrooms." Three lines above my choice. Same price.

So I made sure I got the Roast Pork with Fresh Mushrooms. I'm not stupid...

(what, is the other one more truthfully Roast Pork with Mushrooms We Pick Up Off the Floor?)

Comments

[Victor]

Isn't the three-lines-above just yesterday's three-lines-below?

[mike]

Hold on, is there actually a good Chinese restaurant in Astoria?! Do tell!