Didja see that if you carry an almanac, you're on the side of the terrorists?

P.S.: So how will Osama & Co. know when to get their Swiss chard in the ground? Or how to forecast the weather using a pig spleen?

P.P.S.: At least they're not carrying fish.

(Some links via MeFi.)

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[eyeballkid]

you. have. got. to. be. kidding. me.

[Vidiot]

I only wish I were...