Who'da thunk it? Nerve, the self-described "journal of literate smut", has been around for six years already. Anyway, I stumbled across their call for entries in their latest photo contest; they're looking for the sexiest photo of someone reading the Wall Street Journal. (The sample photos are priceless, and not incidentally, NSFW.)
Their last contest was for the best pickup lines. Winners have been posted. And no, I'm not hammered enough to try any of them out.